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#NationalKissingDay
Happy National Kissing Day! On the 6th of July, 2016, National Kissing Day will take place. So there’s no day like today to get out there and get smoochin’, but before you do so, there’s some things you need to know.
While a good kiss can make a relationship, you better believe that a bad one can break it. Here are 6 things you should never do while locking lips… like, ever:
1. HAVE BAD BREATH
Gum. Tooth paste. Mints. They were all invented for a reason. Use them
2. STRANGLE ME WITH YOUR TONGUE
PSA: When they said less is more, they weren’t lying. Chill out, Captain Tonsil Hockey.
3. TRY TO EAT ME
A little lip biting is all good, but please remember: we’re not vampires here.
4. KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN
CLOSE. THEM. NOW. CREEPY.
5. PUT ME IN A HEADLOCK
Cupping my face? Sure! Crushing my skull? Not so much. If I want to pull away, please allow me to. Get a grip, and loosen yours.
6. GIVE HICKEYS AFTER HIGH SCHOOL
Yes, in case you didn’t know — there’s an age limit to these things. STOP IT NOW. Happy National Kissing Day!
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