9 Compliments You Should Never Give A Girl

    Guys, if you haven’t figured it out already, when it comes to us girls, we’re some pretty complex creatures. That being said, when speaking to us, it’s probably in your best interest to choose your words wisely. And, we mean VERY wisely.

    If you never really followed the whole “think before you speak” thing, now’s probably the time to kick it into high gear. Don’t worry, you can thank us later.

    Here are 9 “compliments” you should NEVER give a girl if you don’t want her eye-rolling herself into another dimension and kicking your ass straight back to the friend zone:

    (Warning: We are actual PSYCHOS)

    1. “YOU LOOK SO GOOD TODAY”

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    TODAY? What do you mean by “TODAY”?! What about yesterday??? Did I not look good then????

    2. “YOU’RE A GOOD DRIVER FOR A GIRL”

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    OMG, babe! Thanks so much! That’s probably cause us humans drive with our hands and feet, not our genitals. What’s gender got to do with it?!? HUH??

    3. “I LOVE HOW YOU DON’T FEEL THE NEED TO TRY AROUND ME”

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    NEWSFLASH: I am not Beyoncé. I did NOT wake up like this. I just spent 3 hours and 37 minutes doing my hair, make up, and meticulously shaving every crevice of my body. Yup, didn’t put in any effort at all. I am soooo effortless. Thanks for noticing.

    4. “WELL, I BET YOU LOOK EVEN BETTER WITHOUT ALL THAT MAKEUP!”

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    Rule number one: Never talk about my make up. Rule number two: Be careful what you wish for, because you just might get it, and I promise you, it will not be pretty.

    5. “HOW COULD SOMEONE AS AMAZING AS YOU BE SINGLE?”

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    BECAUSE I’M A LUNATIC ON THE LOOSE, OKAY?! How have you not gotten that memo???

    6. “YOU REMIND ME OF MY EX-GIRLFRIEND”

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    Excuse me sir, I AM MY OWN PERSON. Please see your nearest exit.

    7. “YOU’RE SO CUTE WHEN YOU’RE MAD”

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    Ummm… do you have a death wish?? If so, I’ll be happy to fulfill it.

    8. “YOU HAVE SUCH PRETTY FRIENDS”

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    HELLO, eyes over here, please. Keep your eyes on the prize. EYES ON THE PRIZE.

    9. “YOU’RE JUST LIKE ONE OF THE GUYS”

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    No, actually I’m really not.

    And, our last piece of advice? Good luck, guys, clearly you’ll need it.

    (Images: Salon Spa Chat, Giphy)

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