I think it’s safe to say that social media has become the millennial culture’s version of digital church. For some reason, Twitter, which was designed to give us a platform to simply connect with others all over the world, has now turned into the place to preach our opinions, somewhat shamelessly, with just the click of a button. Let’s take a minute to recognize some of these ‘Twitter-pastors’ who have chosen to publicly proclaim some pretty hilarious, but not so far off, truths:
1.
I’m really glad it was Burger King that came out with Hot Dogs and not McDonalds… I could never order a McWiener. #FunnyButTrue
— 4Livs (@4Livs) March 24, 2016
2.
People make gofundme’s for everything. Wanna take a trip? Gofundme. Need new socks? Gofundme. Out of ketchup? You know what to do.
— KristiAnna Dickerson (@kristianna_8) March 29, 2016
3.
Pet peeve…Toilets that flush 4 me the moment I stand. I’d like to see the work I’ve done before it’s violently ripped from my view. #SMH
— lOUIS NIX III (@1irishchocolate) January 24, 2013
4.
I have enough money to last me for the rest of my life…
Unless, of course, I want to buy something.
— DJ Darrell Ripley© (@djdarrellripley) March 23, 2016
5.
The worst thing social media has done is make all of us think that our lives are so interesting that we need to share them with everyone.
— andy lassner (@andylassner) March 19, 2016
6.
I just want America to be great again by changing the flavor of the green skittle from green apple back to lime
— Mattzilla (@mattZillaaaa) March 26, 2016
7.
I just unfollowed someone for tweeting “macaroni and cheese sucks” I’m not fucking around today.
— God (@tweetIikeagod) March 30, 2016
8.
I already have “post notifications” it’s called a group chat with seven females 👀👀👀👀
— Michelle (@Michelle__hart_) March 28, 2016
9.
Think of everything I'd achieve if I spent half of my day NOT swiping on a dating app. Pay bills on time, cook dinner, become an astronaut..
— NYC BLONDE (@NYC_Blonde) December 22, 2015
10.
attn people with ability to hire me:
do not follow me.
there is nothing for you here.
— Corey Kindberg (@coreykindberg) October 5, 2015
11.
Is there anything skinnier than eating a burger on a lettuce wrap instead of a bun? Like probably, but nothing that I do personally.
— Gena Kaufman (@GenaKaufman) March 16, 2016
12.
I want someone to look at me the way DJ Khaled looks at plants
— carly aquilino (@carlyaquilino) December 29, 2015
