Top 5 Adult Jokes

    I know what you are all thinking… This is terrible. Leave it to Buzzfeed to tell us 17 Dirty Jokes That Are So Filthy You’ll Need To Take A Bath…

    After Buzzfeed contributors put their heads together, the results were brilliant! We narrowed it down to our Top 5 Dirty Joke Fav’s.

    If you are the kind of person who seemingly gets offended easily, you may want to click elsewhere…

    However, if you are the kind of person who enjoys cheap, immature amusement, well this was researched with your best interest in mind!

    #5 Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?

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    Every time she gets to 69, she gets a frog in her throat.

    #4 What do you call a man who cries while he masturbates?

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    A tearjerker.

    #3 What does an 80-year-old woman smell like downstairs?

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    Depends.

    #2 What do a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?

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    They can smell it, but they can’t eat it.

    #1 A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, “I slept with a Brazilian….”

    The blonde replies, “Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?” 

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