Summer Means Styles Get Cray.
No more sweaters, no more leggings. No more trying to find clean socks, because all you need is a pair of flip flops.
With less clothing comes great responsibility.
With each summer that passes, more and more women get dressed less and less. Sure, you were waiting all winter to show off your hot summer bod, and why shouldn’t you? You’re young. You’re beautiful. You’re fabulous…
But, you also need to leave a little something to the imagination.
This has been the summer of baring it all. Everywhere your turn women are hardly wearing clothing. We’re not trying to be haters, but sometimes, you have to remember the fine line between classy and trashy.
Summer 16′ is coming to a close, and with that, we hope these summer fashions leave with it:
HELLO… It’s supposed to go under something – perhaps a shirt that has an open back, or a just a shirt for that matter. No, it’s not the same as wearing a bikini top, your argument is invalid.
And even if it was the same, why are you wearing a bikini top to a bar that isn’t on the beach? You’ve passed the line of sexy and are venturing into the land of hoe-ishima. Just being honest.
Also, if you’re bigger than a B cup, you shouldn’t even be thinking about this look. Put the girls away. Not all attention is good attention.
The Super Short Shorts…
No one wants to see your reproductive organs. Seriously. Aren’t you uncomfortable sitting on public furniture with stuff that short? You know you can still catch something right?
Just because they’re high waisted doesn’t mean the leg coverage should shrink.
If you have long, gorgeous legs, you can show them off without giving a show. Remember the finger-tip length rule in school? You’re supposed to use it after you graduate too….
When did it become okay to wear clothing that is see-through? I’m not talking about these dresses that have mesh on the front to show off a little but of skin; I’m talking completely see-through.
(Side note: if this is the way you plan on getting someone to go home with you, not only do you need your morals checked, but he’s not going to because he’s already seen the goods. Buh-bye curiosity. )
You know those bralettes we spoke about earlier, yeah- this is the type of clothing they go under. Get it now?
The Sky High Thigh Bikini…
Let’s get something straight, “thigh cleavage”, is one of the most ridiculous things that I have ever heard be considered a “style”.
Why is everyone trying to show off their goods?!
That fact that you’re wearing something that could allow your you-know-what to fall out is an issue.
We’re lucky enough to have one-pieces come back and be considered sexy, why do we have to ruin them with wearing bathing suits that look like your mom’s bad 80’s leftovers?
Bring the hemline down on those bad boys. They make everyone uncomfortable, and they’re just not cute, no matter how in shape you are.