The 5 Types Of Girls You Meet In The Summer of 2016

For all of the guys who are flying solo out there, you probably already know that there’s no better time than the summer of 2016 to pick up some new chicks. After all, it’s #SingleSeason, everyone’s out and about just looking to have a good time, and when the temperature’s high, some other things are bound to heat up too.

But, the important thing to remember is that not all of the summer girls you meet are after the same thing — in fact, each one has their own agenda… even if it’s a hidden one. From the girl secretly searching for a summer love, to the girl who’s openly only worried about taking Whisky shots, you better believe that each and every female has their focus; and if you know what you’re dealing with, you’ll be a few steps ahead.

Fellas, listen up, because these are the 5 types of girls you meet in the summer…

1. THE PARTY GIRL

Like Cyndi Lauper once said, “girls just want to have fun,” and that’s all a party girl really wants. As long as she’s having a good time, she’s good to go and doesn’t really care about anything else. Have fun with her, just don’t fall for her.

2. THE ‘SINGLE & READY TO MINGLE’

The single-and-ready-to-mingle girl is fresh out of a relationship, and is wasting no time getting back on that playing field. She ditched her man because cuffing season is officially over, and knows the summer isn’t a time to be tied down. Her current status? Man-eater.

3. THE HOPELESS ROMANTIC

The hopeless romantic desperately wants a summer love like Danny and Sandy’s, and no one can tell her that her life isn’t “Grease,” and that she needs to get a grip. She won’t listen, and she won’t give up — this summer is for finding her soulmate.

4. THE ‘MOM’

The ‘mom’ girl doesn’t actually want to be out and about partying down the shore, she just does it for her girls. She’s the designated driver, and the one making sure everything’s under control, all while trying to keep her cool.

5. THE SOCIAL MEDIA SLORE

The social-media-slore is similar to the mom, in the sense that she doesn’t necessarily want to be doing what she’s doing; but instead of doing it for her girls, she’s doing it for the ‘gram. She’s more worried about making her summer look like it’s amazing, than making sure it actually is. So when you see her snapping way too many pics, just know she has something to prove.