*Gets in car to drive to work…*
- Okay, I’m not going to be late for once. The sun is shining, it’s almost Friday, this is good!
- OHHHHHH Sh*t! This is My Jam!!
- Seriously… more f*cking construction? It’s a ramp, what could you be fixi-
- OHHHH COME ONNNN. What’s with the hold up?!
- Welp, there goes being f*cking early.
- I have to merge, let me merge.
- WHY WON’T YOU LET ME F*CKING MERGE YOU ASSH*LE.
- THANK YOU. Jesus….
- OH OK. Now you’re gonna ride my ass?
- BREAK CHECK
- That’s right moron, back the f*ck up…
- Okay, just have to get to the left lane…
- Do you not see my f*cking turn signal?! Why are you being such a d*ck?!
- Fine. If you won’t let me over, I’ll make you.
- HA HA MOTHER F*CKERRRR
- Yeah that’s right, See ya Later.
- Okay, this is good. We look pretty clear.
- Sh*t.. is it raining?
- IT IS RAINING. It was just sunny out!!
- No. No. NOOOO. WHY ARE YOU BREAKING?!
- DO YOU KNOW THAT RAIN CAN’T HURT YOUR CAR.
- REALLY? 45mph? It’s the God Damn HIGHWAY.
- Speed limit is 65 Sh*t head.
- Yeahhhhh, that’s right, move over.
- Okay, clear lane, this is good….
- What the- why is this guy riding my ass now?
- WHY ARE YOU RIDING MY ASS?!
- IS 70 REALLY NOT FAST ENOUGH FOR YOU?! IT’S RAINING OUT FOR GOD’S SAKE.
- Fine, I’ll get out of your way you piece of sh*t.
- GOOD LUCK GETTING OUT OF THAT TICKET, ASS WIPE.
- F*ckin’ asshole…
- Okay, still have time. If everything stays clear….
- Why are we slowing down?
- Oh no.
- ARE YOU F*CKING SERIOUS?!
- WHERE DID THIS TRAFFIC COME FROM.
- I don’t have time for this…. I DON’T HAVE TIME FOR THISSSSSSS
- STFU Rihanna, I don’t have time for your bullsh*t either.
- Come on, come on, come on…. just move.
- Right lane is moving, got to get to the right…
- Oops, sorry dude.
- Okay, this is a little better…
- NOW THE LEFT LANE IS MOVING?!
- Of course it is, because I f*cking moved over…
- Okay, get back to the left. Actually, maybe if I just stay in the middle…
- Okay, We’re good…
- Why are we only going 25 mph?!
- I SWEAR TO GOD!!!!! Someone better be f*cking Dead.
- I’m sorry… I didn’t mean that. BUT COME ON
- Okay, 40 mph, we’re getting there.
- Move.
- DUDE. MOVE.
- WHY ARE YOU LEAVING 5000 FEET IN FRONT OF YOU?! PEOPLE ARE GOING TO CUT YOU OFF.
- Juuuuusst like that. Assh*le.
- WAY TO F*CKING GO.
- I gotta get out of this lane.
- Are you f*cking 97 or stupid.
- Ohhhhhhhh. You’re f*cking texting. You bitch
- GETT OFF YOU PHONE AND DRIVEEEEE
- JESUS.
- Okay.. People gotta move. Let’s go..
- F*ck! Is that really the time?!
- How does this always happen?!
- I swear I could leave at 3 a.m. and I’d still be late.
- WHY ARE WE STILL NOT MOVING?!
- Oh, I think I see something…
- What is that?
- …..a flat…
- A FUCKING FLAT?!
- THAT’S WHAT ALL YOU ASSH*LES ARE SLOWING DOWN TO LOOK AT?!
- I HATE YOU ALL.
- DIE. EVERYONE DIE.
- Okay, let’s go….
- ARE YOU F*CKING JOKING
- HOW THE F*CK ARE YOU GOING TO CUT ME OFF LIKE THAT.
- YEAH I’M BEEPING AT YOU!
- Ohhhhhh. You’re gonna give me the finger.
- IF WE WEREN’T ON THE HIGHWAY AND I WASN’T LATE TO WORK I WOULD GET OUT OF THIS CAR AND MURDER YOUUUUU!!!!
- …This is probably why my mother never let me have a bat in the car.
- FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING THAT IS HOLY… MOVEEEEEEEE
- F*ck that’s my exit!
- Sorry! Excuse me! Oh Sh*t, my bad.
- Thank God
- ANNNNDDD, I’m going to be late, AGAIN.
- I’m getting fired. I just drove through all the sh*t and I’m going to get fired.
- OF COURSE! Why wouldn’t I hit every red light..
- AND I STILL HAVEN’T HAD COFFEE.
- I’m quitting.
- Today’s the day I quit my job.
- TODAY’S THE DAYYYY I SWEAR TO CHRIST.
- Oh my god, there’s a school bus in front of me.
- EVERY CORNER?!
- I use to have to chase the f*cking bus, now they stop in front of every house?!
- I swear, these f*ckig kids today..
- LET’S GOOOOOO
- Dude, If you’re gonna ride my ass, at least buy me dinner first..
- GET OFF MY ASS. I CAN’T GO ANYWHERE.
- God give me strength..
- I don’t get paid enough to deal with this sh*t…..
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