Five people who took “avoid scams, deal locally” way too literally…
You know you can find anything on Craigslist, right? Let me spell that out for you: a-n-y-t-h-i-n-g. So, naturally, some entrepreneurial folks have taken their drug dealing to Craigslist. Craigslist is a well known black hole of scams — so let’s just hope the long arm of the law doesn’t go smacking into any of these guys. We need them — for the entertainment!
Testosteron must be one of those new fancy synthetics! TESTOSTERON: for when you just can’t even.
Look, this dealer is even kind enough to show off the goods!
No games! Because we all know, playing games is what gets you caught.
Drama-free?! Oh, don’t worry, you’ll have plenty of drama when the cops catch up…
A broken clock is right twice a day, huh? Maybe not this guy’s clock…