Chocolate Peanut Butter Poo – The Great Sh*t Debate 2015

    Mr HankeyYou eagerly open up your favorite festive treat – a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup Tree – expecting a chocolate/peanut butter goody and low and behold, what do  you find? Something that closely resembles Mr. Hankey – the loveable Christmas Poo from South Park. Though this might be the most delicious turd nugget you ever ingest…what was meant to be a delightful snack looks more like a ‘kid’ dropped off at the proverbial pool. We caught you brown-handed, Hershey’s!

    Reeses PBC PoopChocolate Peanut Butter Poo – The Great Sh*t Debate 2015

    Giving new meaning to the term “Hershey Squirt”,  the Company declined to comment when Huff Po dared to asked the ‘loaded’ question regarding the shape of the now infamous Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup Tree treat. According to online records, the frame of this magical candy has been the same since 2013…but it just took us all 2 years to realize we have been yearning for poops and turds in our holiday candy bowls. I am bowel-ed over (pun intended).

    The great shit debate 2015 has begun – chime in below…do you think Hershey’s is trying to poo one over on us? When your dessert looks like dung, do you still eat it?! @ReesesPBCups we await your response!

    Until then, Mr. Hankey is over-joyed to have a partner in crime.

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