Try Before You Buy: From Free Porn to XXX Connoisseur

    Choosing to actually pay for porn is a pretty big decision to make- like buying a car or becoming interested in wine. Make the best investment decision you can, by watching all of the free porn.

    We know, it sounds like this is going to be pretty tough on you but stick with us. You can’t just go out and buy porn all willy-nilly. Running out to a paid porn site is sure to be a disappointment if you don’t know a rusty trombone from a Roman shower. Exploring your own desires and fetishes takes time, just like all the other types of Ghandi-esque platitudes touted by women with giant bushes everywhere. It’s important that you take the time to really get to know yourself. As an added bonus, you’ll also have a really great pickup line that will hopefully lead directly to the exact type of sex you’ve always loved but never known about.

    Free porn is the perfect way to really encourage your own type of sexual awakening. Some people tour Italy and eat a bunch of food, some douche it up at the frat party, but for you, you need something a little bit better. You need free porn. There are several quality sites that have free porn available for you, including Spankwire, Pornroi, 4Porn and others.

    Eat, Pray, Porn

    Porn is a great way to really explore what exactly it is that turns you on. While it’s not always realistic to expect a busty beautiful woman to blow your mind with their expertise, porn is a really great way to see just what types of sex you could be into. And knowing what you’re into before paying for it is usually a good idea. While there are hundreds (if not thousands) of sexual fetishes in the world, narrowing it down to a few personal favorites before you continue on to the major league of paid pornography is a must.

    Start small. Hit up your favorite free porn site and scroll through the trending videos if you’re a complete newb. Chances are, these videos will give you an idea of what the average porn user is into currently. They don’t generally get too dark or dirty right off the bat. If the title appeals, dip on into the clip and see what it is that really catches your attention. Once you have an idea of specific types of penetration, body parts, or sexual acts appeal to you most- find that helpful little search bar.

    Type in specifics and follow the trail of bootylicious breadcrumbs that are bound to lead you into full blown fetish vids. Try a few out of any genre that appeals to really make sure that this particular niche is for you.

    My Fair LadyBoy

    Okay, so maybe you’re not into transgender sluts getting down and dirty with the infamous lady boys of the east, but hey, you could be. And we don’t judge. However, for most people, that particular genre of porn is a little too specific. Maybe its time you gave some consideration to the other types of commonly enjoyed fetishes. If you’ve got some time on your… hands, check out a few of these class favorites on free porn, and if you like what you see, maybe the paid sites are where your chariot awaits.

    Voyeurism

    So it’s fairly obvious that, if you’re into watching porn at all, you’re probably into voyeurism to some degree. However, voyeurism as a porn genre is a little bit different from just watching videos of lovely ladies getting post delivered… straight to their box. Paid porn sites that cater to voyeurism as a fetish generally have more of a Big Brother meets The Real Housewives setup- minus those annoying personal interviews. Cameras are generally set up throughout the house of the willing participants and you can happily watch them go about their days, whatever that entails.

    BDSM

    Bondage, Discipline, Dominance, Submission and Sado-Masochism (BDSM) is probably the best known “alt-porn” fetish, thanks to a slew of poorly written novels penned by a bored housewife. But trust us, paid BDSM sites are definitely not 50 Shades of Boring. These paid sites truly dedicate themselves to the art of bondage and will generally provide videos that cater to sub genres of this fetish: latex, “thunder and lightning”, even play piercing. We feel that this genre in particular requires hours of decent research into the free porn realm before dedicating your wallet, and your soul, to the hands of the paid Dominatrix.

    Breast and Buns

    Ah, back into the safe zone. Who doesn’t love a little T&A? But buyer beware- there’s a lot more to boob and butt porn than one would expect. The list is almost in exhausting. Shape, size, penetration points, toys, money shots, age, camera angles… just when you think you’ve got it all figured out, you have to decide between tattooed itty bitties with ass for days, or BBW that have smiles for miles. Get to know which body type suits your needs best before you go all in. Even big hitters in paid porn like Brazzers cater to a type, so make sure you know yours.

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