1. Boob Enhancing Soap

Who needs expensive breast enhancement surgeries when you’ve got SOAP?
2. Showerboob Soap

For that super creepy man in your life. ♥♥♥
3. The Ball Lifter

For the man in your life who needs a “bit more support” in certain departments.
4. My Pink Wink… Anal Brightening Cream

This is the best product name ever.
5. Bacon Flavored Lubricant

Nope, wait, this one is better… Boink and Oink. brb dying