Top 5 Sexiest — I Mean, Creepiest Amazon Items

     

    1. Boob Enhancing Soap

    Boob Enhancing Soap
    Boob Enhancing Soap

    Who needs expensive breast enhancement surgeries when you’ve got SOAP?

    2. Showerboob Soap

    Shower boobies!
    Shower boobies!

    For that super creepy man in your life. ♥♥♥

    3. The Ball Lifter

    The Ball Lifter
    The Ball Lifter

    For the man in your life who needs a “bit more support” in certain departments.

    4. My Pink Wink… Anal Brightening Cream

    My Pink Wink, great name!
    My Pink Wink, great name!

    This is the best product name ever.

    5. Bacon Flavored Lubricant

    Boink and Oink!
    Boink and Oink!

    Nope, wait, this one is better… Boink and Oink. brb dying

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      Founder and Publisher of New Theory Magazine and Podcast. Serial Entrepreneur who loves wine, cigars and anything that allows to people to connect and share experiences.

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