Ahhh…the First World Problem. You know what I’m talking about…
Your friend dropped off his Mercedes to be serviced and calls you to say, “The loaner they gave me is nowhere near as nice as mine.”
“My in-flight movie was longer than my flight.”
“Starbucks totally screwed up my half-caf skinny latte.”
“I hate packing for vacation…I just have TOO MUCH STUFF!”
“The bagel place only put cream cheese on the bottom part of my bagel.”
Annnnnd… Head Tilt.
#10. My Day Is Ruined!
#9. What Happened To Free Speech?
#8. Seriously, What The Heck?
#7. Didn’t You Hear Me, I Ordered A TWENTY PIECE!
#6. The Struggle. It’s Real.
#5. I May Have To Buy Bigger Plates.
#4. 2004 Called. They Want Their Browser Back.
#3. Not Only Do I Have To Adjust My Seat, But You Totally Missed A Spot.
#2. What Should I Do?
#1. It’s Like I’m A Prisoner In My Own Home!
