Mood: Feeling Trumped

    With an overload of Trump memes and GIF’s flooding my newsfeed, I can’t seem to get the many faces of “the Don” out of my head. Then it happened… Today I had an “ah-Ha” moment. As I scrolled through my social networks, I began to notice my first commonality between myself and America’s very own Republican media hog-  our facial expressions!

    Known for his animated rants during pretty much every media segment he is involved in, Trump never fails to disappoint the public’s sense of humor- no matter which side your on.

    Recognizing my own ‘resting b*tch face’ in some of his attempts to come across threatening really had me worried. Do Trump and I really make the same grimacing scowl? Truth be told, yes…but for very different reasons! See what my Trump faces mean:

    When my boss asks me to stay late on Friday…

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    www.arabamericannews.com

    Ummm, I’d rather not so I’m about to fake a doctor’s appointment.

    When someone asks me why I’m single…

    www.cnn.com
    www.cnn.com

    Really?

    When my crush doesn’t text me back but posts on social media…

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    issuehawk.com

    Hmm…got it! Priorities.

    When people try to talk to me before I have had my AM coffee…

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    www.politico.com

    I need silence.

    When someone agrees with everything I say… 

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    theodysseyonline.com

    -And it just hit me how much I like you.

    When my best friends tell me they want to have destination weddings…

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    www.cbsnews.com

    You paying for my airfare?

    When someone tries to give me unwarranted life advice…

    www.cctnews.com
    www.cctnews.com

    Hold up.

    When I tell a joke and nobody heard me, but then someone repeats it and everyone starts laughing…

    www.rawstory.com
    www.rawstory.com

    I see you.

    When my mother tells me, “Everyone is just jealous.”

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    indianexpress.com

    You’re so right, Mom!

    When I tell my co-workers I’m on a diet and they come in with donuts…

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    news.yahoo.com

    Come on people!

    When my ex texts me after 6 months…

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    Peace out! Go back to where you came from.

    When I am looking for my dignity after a night of binge drinking…

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    www.rte.ie

    It’s out there somewhere .

    When my dad tells me I’m not responsible…

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    Dude, bro. You might be on to something. Maybe not though.

    When I’m straight up PMS’ing hard…

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    grabberwocky.com

    No uterus. No opinion.

     

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