Every day, we are forced to make decisions, and among the hardest of them is deciding what to eat. Seriously, it’s no joke.
By now, we’re sure you’ve seen the millions of memes flying around the Internet depicting women who are continuously put in this difficult situation day in and day out, and with them, we truly sympathize.
In case you’ve missed it, the video above shows an all-too-real look at what happens when you ask a girl what she wants to eat. And, in case you don’t understand why she can’t just make up her damn mind, it’s because this is what’s going on in her
slightly psychotic completely normal head:
THERE’S JUST SO MANY OPTIONS
Pizza! Chinese! Mexican! Greek! Cheeseburger! Hot dog! Sushi! Thai! Steak! Hibachi! Korean BBQ! And, the list goes on, and on, and ON. How’s a girl supposed to pick just one?!
WHAT IF YOU MAKE THE WRONG CHOICE??
While us ladies would all like to live our lives with #NoRegrets, if we f*ck up our food choice, you better believe that sh*t is staying with us forever (or at least until tomorrow). There’s nothing quite as disappointing as wishing you got something else to eat.
SOMETIMES YOUR HEART SAYS ONE THING & YOUR MIND SAYS ANOTHER
Most of the time we are conflicted, to say the least. Our head’s telling us get the salad and hold the dressing, while our heart’s saying go for the double bacon burger and throw some cheese on the fries too. Do you see the struggle?
CRAVINGS ARE A DANGEROUS THING
Don’t even get us started when it’s that time of the month — we want it ALL, and we want it NOW.
IS IT WORTH THE WAIT?
When deciding what to eat, you have to think somewhat strategically — “do I want that world-famous perfect thin-crust pizza badly enough that I’m willing to drive 45 minutes and then wait in line for it for what feels like all of f*cking eternity?” — is a question we’ve got to ask ourselves, and 9 out of 10 times we don’t know the answer.
BECAUSE WE LITERALLY JUST CAN’T EVEN, OKAY?
Food means a lot to us, so we aren’t about to take it lightly. Basically, what we need is help. Please send help.
(Images: Giphy, Tumblr)