Some people compare Rihanna to a goddess. I compare her to a yappy dog that won’t STFU. In my not so humble opinion, her music is literally the most redundant thing that has ever been played on the radio. She has no idea how to say a sentence only once and sounds like she’s a cat dying from heat every single time she opens her mouth.
Now let me tell you how I really feel…
Music has gone in the sh*tter because all you have to do is repeat yourself 27 times and you have a hit. People! GET IT TOGETHER!!!
Rihanna’s hits are stuck on repeat at the same point.
Don’t believe me? Watch this…
In RiRi’s most recent song she says “work,” a totally of 76 times. 76 F*CKIN TIMES. Are you serious?! If anyone else did this they would be laughed at and called a joke in the music industry. 76 TIMES?! As if that wasn’t bad enough, she also says “dirt” 24 times, “learn” 20 times, “hurt” 12 times, and, whatever the F&*k “NER” is, 6 times. WE DON’T EVEN HAVE TO USE REAL WORDS ANYMORE?! Will someone please tell me what a NER is?!
But, this isn’t a new thing for RiRi.. she’s been doing it for years.
She says the damn word repetedly as per the norm. RiRi, we get it. It’s f&*king raining, you want the sun to shine and you have an umbrella. Do you really need to repeat it over and over – and then to add insult to injury, repeat “ella” 24 times?!
Here we go again. Guys, I just cant. What happened to the meaning in music? You want us to shine bright like a f*cking diamond… 24 times? You had to remind us 24 times in a 4 minute song to shine bright like a diamond.. We’re doomed.
4. What’s My Name
YOUR GOD DAMN NAME IS RIHANNA. R-I-H-A-N-N-A. WHY DO YOU KEEP ASKING? DO YOU REALLY NOT KNOW YOUR F&*CKING NAME?!?! YOU’VE ASKED OVER 2O TIMES AND YOUR NAME IS STILL RIHANNA.
I mean really… you’re making millions for this?!
5. Rude Boy.
You’re rude. Rude.. Rude.. Rude.. Rude.. Rude.. Rude.. Rude.. Rude.. Rude.. Rude.. Rude.. Rude.. Rude.. Rude.. Rude.. Rude.. Rude.. Rude.. Rude..
…for repeating the word rude this many times!
6. We Found Love
Did you find love? Was it in a hopeless place? Awesome! Because I didn’t hear you the first 16 TIMES YOU TOLD US.
Rihanna, you have managed to annoy the living sh*t out of so many people it’s amazing how they still let you make music. And, not to mention, I am using the term music very loosely here. I don’t know if it’s you or your writers but for the love of all that is holy, can you please try to be a little more original?!